Crushes

I've started dis post a long before... but could not complete it as I thought of giving more details of each of my beatiful crushes. But now I'm afraid I can complete it or not. So after thinking a lot, decided to write in parts... here we go...

My 1st&2nd crushes: Mads & Shars

I don't know who's 1st and who's 2nd, but both started in my 6th class study, yeah it's 6th... little late, no? At that time I had a very tough time to choose between them. Both r gorgeous in their own ways.

It was a healthy competition among 3 of us for the second spot in the class. But Mads always has an edge over Shars becuase of her family background in academics. But, at the end of day, I always stood 2nd in the class over throwing both these lasses (Is it correct? I don't know, I thought of writing Plural "Lass").

I forgot whom I liked the most, but as far as I remember, Shars was a gal of new generation thanks to her outfits and accessories and Mads was just like a gal next door with innocent looks and intelligent thinking. Shars was having a beautiful face with naughty attitude.

Anyways, now I can't recall both these gals faces...

I always feel that these 2 gals are not the first ones... I feel I had a crush before my 6th std, but I could not remember... that poor gal...

To be continued with my 7th class Rads

Shit

Yeah... we start with this... literally!!!!

Here we go!



Few facts about Shit and the process involved in doing it:-

1) It always comes when you are in very much hurry to catch your office bus and you are having heavenly 300 seconds to leave your home.

2) The moment you step into that holy room, its gone! (Sucked up by some inexplicable and uncontrollable force that has decided to punish you for a crime you committed the previous night...mmm..well, I think its lays+kurkure+coke!!)

3) When you are there in the proper position, it refuses to come out!

4) Once it comes out, ur mobile rings or there is someone at the door.

5) The moment you go out to get hold of the rascal trying to disturb you in the middle of your holy ceremony, it turns out that the rascal doesn't even know you (Either wrong number or a salesman!!)

6) It refuses to come out again! Gotta do something to please it out!

7) Again, u need to work hard, pray to all gods to get it done!

9) Somehow, water stucks up in the toilet, and ur may pant/towel which is stung to the hanger falls down and drenches in to the bucket water just nearby; you will be in such a peak that you can't stop the process just to save that poor towel.

10) u need to curse your destiny for that and again concentrate on this heavenly process, oh wait... Yes, I am blessed. Yeah... I gotta go now... and last but not least...

after that ceremony... u must feel that ecstasy... You feel u r the conquereor of this world...